I find the
actual problem
Usually about four sentences before you were ready to hear it, and usually it's a decision you already knew was daft. This is a feature. We were very clear about that.
● 18+ only Contains swearing, sarcasm and unsolicited opinions
Go on. Tell me what's fucked up.
A therapist with no licence, no patience and no interest in how that makes you feel. I swear, I interrupt, and I say the thing your friends are too polite to. Then, irritatingly, I turn out to be right.
or type it, if you'd rather not say it out loud
Free to start. No card.
Three things, mostly at once, none of them gently.
Usually about four sentences before you were ready to hear it, and usually it's a decision you already knew was daft. This is a feature. We were very clear about that.
Underneath the abuse there's a real answer — work, money, relationships, whatever you dragged in here. The rudeness sits on top of the intelligence. I don't replace it.
No "great question!" No "and how does that make you feel?" If your plan is stupid you'll hear the word stupid, and then you'll hear why.
Real format, real tone. Names withheld to protect the idiots.
should i quit my job to sell candles
Candles. Right. The single most competitive low-margin product on the internet, and you want to bet your rent on it.
Fine. Here's the actual answer: don't quit. Make forty candles this month, sell them at a market and online, and see whether strangers — not your mates being nice — hand you money twice. If you can't sell forty, you can't sell four thousand. If you can, you'll have revenue, a cost per unit and a real reason to hand in your notice.
That's a business. What you had was a mood.
you're a bit harsh
And yet I'm the only one in this conversation who's done any maths.
No tiers you'll never use, no "contact sales", no annual lock-in. You buy one month at a time. Considerably less qualified.
Prices in USD. Payments are handled by Payoneer on their own page — we never see your card. Nothing renews automatically. There's no card kept on file and no subscription to cancel: you pay for a month, you get a month, and when it runs out you decide whether there's another one.
Come back when you've developed thicker skin. No hard feelings — well, some, but that's the entire personality.
Effective Date: 25 August 2026
Last Updated: 25 August 2026
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Because the internet has enough polite AI assistants, and everyone you know is too nice to tell you the truth about the thing you keep doing.
Sometimes you don't need to be heard. You need to be told. So we built something that tells you, at length, with swearing.
No licence, no training, no credentials, and it says so itself if you ask. It's a comedy product with a working brain attached. Enjoy it, screenshot it, don't base your divorce on it.
It'll insult your logic, your spelling and your life choices. It won't go after who you are, your mental health or your diagnosis, and if you're genuinely struggling it drops the act entirely and points you at real help.
Anthropic's model, a very opinionated system prompt, and a server that keeps the API key well away from your browser.
Either you clicked the wrong thing or you've somehow managed to confuse the website. Honestly, I'm impressed.
Tell me what happened. I'll tell you what I think.
Your file follows you between devices instead of living in whichever browser you happened to open. That's the whole benefit. I'm not going to oversell it.
Every session costs real money to run, which is a deeply unglamorous thing to admit halfway through a joke. $10 a month — less than ten minutes of a real one — bought one month at a time, and the counter stops nagging.
Payment is handled by Payoneer on their own page. We never see your card number. One month at a time — nothing renews on its own, so there's nothing to cancel later.
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Pro keeps a short set of notes so it doesn't start from nothing every session. This is the exact text, and you can wipe it whenever you like.
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This wipes your account, your usage history and every login. It can't be undone, and I won't pretend to be sad about it. Nothing is charging you — there's no subscription — but any days you've already paid for go with it.
Extraordinary. Give me a second to confirm it with the payment people…
This thing swears, insults people and occasionally behaves like it was raised in a pub. It is not a therapist and this is not therapy — it's a comedy act with a couch drawn on it.
This is a self-declared age check, not a verified one — ticking a box proves nothing and we're not pretending otherwise. We don't ask for your name, email or ID at this point. Your answer is stored in this browser only.
The chat is for talking. These are for when you want a straight answer with a number on it.
This is the whole of it — the exact notes handed over at the start of a session. Delete any line, or all of them, whenever you like.